Mega Masturbation March 

Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.

girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.

Mega Masturbation March by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023

vagina masturbation cup 

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

vagina masturbation cup by Purplenado March 10, 2023

compulsive masturbation disorder 

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

compulsive masturbation disorder by dildo777 October 18, 2023

second hand masturbation 

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

second hand masturbation by polarisbae June 19, 2016

free-form masturbation 

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

free-form masturbation by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

International street masturbation day 

International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.

Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*

International street masturbation day by DeliciousAtol April 19, 2018

Social Distance Masturbation 

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

Social Distance Masturbation by bateworld March 14, 2020