free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 02, 2016

Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 31, 2016

Skunt

A woman who is not satisfied being a Skank or a Cunt ,and has decided to be both.

Goddamn it woman just eat a Prozac already and stop being such a fuckin' Skunt!!

by Arsemunky August 31, 2016

The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

by Arsemunky September 05, 2016