Definitions by Arsemunky

The Pimps Prayer 

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

The Pimps Prayer by Arsemunky September 4, 2016

free-form masturbation 

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

free-form masturbation by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

Tool-Bag by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

Skunt 

A woman who is not satisfied being a Skank or a Cunt ,and has decided to be both.

Goddamn it woman just eat a Prozac already and stop being such a fuckin' Skunt!!

Skunt by Arsemunky August 30, 2016