kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.

Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."

kill boff marry by Samwar May 29, 2008

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Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

Fanny Boff by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

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boff • Boffin • Boffo • boffum • boffed • boffing • Boffy • Boffle • boffa • boffer

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

tit boff by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

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fobber boff

sexual intercourse exceeding average expectations; fobber referring to great or amazing (level of enjoyment), and boff referring basic sexual intercourse.

James and Sarah shared a fobber boff.

fobber boff by Aaron Barber May 27, 2005