Massissippi 

The residential/suburban regions in Massachusetts outside of the I-495 beltway around Boston, characterized by isolated housing developments, a lack of cultural activities and social interactions.

I relocated for my girlfriend's PhD studies, but I had a hard time meeting meeting new people out in Massissippi.

Massissippi by ebeez June 1, 2009

Massassi 

The Massassi temple, (see: addiction) a place of eternal torment and elbow-licking (see: soul-stealing). The Massassi temple is home to some of the most deranged individuals ever seen in the internet.

"Hear that? That is the wailing of massassians who have sold their souls to star wars. Alas, they are forever lost and every bit of humanity has been torn from their minds."

Massassi by Astaroth March 27, 2003

Massengill 

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.

"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"

Massengill by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

Love Masseur 

A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!

Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur

Love Masseur by Praney Deb May 4, 2005

massenganner 

Noun. (most often used by salesmen)
1) An imaginary name, used generally in place of the name of a person or company when you can't remember the real name or are lying about it.
2) A word (of varying parts of speach) that is interjected in planned or random spots within a sentence to confuse or elude.

1) "This is Elias Jones calling from Massenganner & Associates..."
2) "You see, because of the massenganner involved, I simply could not make the time."
2) "Well, we've got to massenganner, so I'l have to take a raincheck."

massenganner by Vitae Infinitus April 7, 2005

massey 

1.Heavy layer of the dong.

Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.

massey by James Rich August 31, 2006

Massassi 

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

Massassi by Steven March 2, 2003