3 definitions by James Rich

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.
1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
by James Rich August 31, 2006
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Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.
by James Rich August 28, 2006
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a shortened version of massive.
1. don't go in the bathroom i just layed a masser.

2. you see her ass? that thing was a masser.

3. i wanted a miada but a got a crown vic. i hate this fuckin masser.
by James Rich August 31, 2006
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