Retiritis 

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

Retiritis by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016

retartistry 

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marred by acts of sheer retartistry.

retartistry by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 30, 2008

retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006

Retortise 

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

Retortise by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018

REPTILITIS 

A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.

Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.

REPTILITIS by Anonymous222 May 9, 2005

retartistry 

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marked by sheer retartistry.

retartistry by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 29, 2008

REPTILITIS 

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus

Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy

REPTILITIS by Lisa March 7, 2005