Revisitis 

a disease found on a remote island called RevisIsland. Symptoms include increased frustration, a drop in statistics for wide receivers, reoccurring nightmares for quarterbacks and wide receivers, and overall dissatisfaction with individuals' personal performance. This devastating disease commonly occurs around the months ranging from September up until late January/early February. The only way to avoid this disease is to not even think about #24....ever.

Each week in the NFL the wide receivers who go up against #24 of the NYJETS will catch Revisitis and have no impact on the football game.
#9 of the Dallas Cowboys this 2011 season caught a case of revisitis when thinking about throwing the ball in his direction and got his pass intercepted.

Revisitis by dblockisland13 November 5, 2011

Reagan Revisionist

A conservative historian who seeks to white wash Reagen's image to sell to the public in a effort to make popular his ideas that screwed over the general public in favor of the rich.

The traits of a Reagan Revisionist are some of the following
-the ability to over hype Reagan policies and record

-cover up or spin all the controversial aspects of his presidency

-Get angry at and help smear anyone that accurate quotes Reagan or points out something that would make Reagan look bad.

Pointing out the negative aspects to a Reagan Revisionist will result in some serious conservative butthurt

Reagan Revisionist by Libertatis October 8, 2011

Retiritis 

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

Retiritis by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016

revisionist history

When people, with the benefit of years (or generations) of hindsight and typically with ulterior motive, try to rewrite history as it originally occurred.

1) "The Holocaust was media sensationalism. Assuming it even happened, it was exaggerated and is revisionist history.

2) "Alabama was National Champions of College in 1941, per the Houlgate Poll. And became revisionist history in 1983 thanks to UA SID Wayne Atcheson, who'd go on to be author a fantastic biography about Jay Barker." citation needed

revisionist history by Ray Ray Perkins January 11, 2013

rectal retinitis 

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

rectal retinitis by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

Mung Revisited

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. The partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials into the partners mouth. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.

Mung Revisited is a more grammatically correct version of the original mung definition. Mung is short hand for drinking a dead woman's vaginal secretions.

Mung Revisited by ChristianGC February 25, 2009

reiitis 

the inability to interact socially with a female companion

Guy: Man, that guy has a bad case of reiitis.
Dude: No i heard it was herpes

reiitis by moofoo September 27, 2003