The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

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stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

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