twoozing 

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....

"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb

twoozing by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015

twooping 

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009

Twooping 

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping 

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

Twooping by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

twooting 

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

twooting by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Twooking 

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

Twooking by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

twooping 

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

twooping by wepty December 30, 2019