Twooze
Twooze by gsmorrison July 11, 2010
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Jack Tooze Joke
A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
Jack Tooze Joke by Audwald February 14, 2009
Twooper
Twooper by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011
trooze
1.Drinking booze and the truth just comes out!
2.when you get so drunk you can ONLY tell the truth!
3.When a homeless person asks for money to go buy booze! (That trooze)
4. When you're too wasted to talk straight but you're still hitting everyone with facts!
2.when you get so drunk you can ONLY tell the truth!
3.When a homeless person asks for money to go buy booze! (That trooze)
4. When you're too wasted to talk straight but you're still hitting everyone with facts!
The booze is in control now rand... The trooze will be revealed!
I can't drink around her cause then the trooze will come out and then I'm fucked. (And not by her)
You trooze... You lose ...
We won't get the truth out of her but I know we can get her to say the trooze!
Troozing the neighborhood, telling em there gonna get hit by HOA!
She thought she knew what was going on but then he hit her with the trooze!
Once he hit her with the trooze, the next day he couldn't untrooze it cause it's da trufth!
I can't drink around her cause then the trooze will come out and then I'm fucked. (And not by her)
You trooze... You lose ...
We won't get the truth out of her but I know we can get her to say the trooze!
Troozing the neighborhood, telling em there gonna get hit by HOA!
She thought she knew what was going on but then he hit her with the trooze!
Once he hit her with the trooze, the next day he couldn't untrooze it cause it's da trufth!
trooze by Knoc_Turnal June 15, 2017
Twooker
Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)
1. Have you hugged a twooker today ?
2. #thankahothursday :)
3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?
2. #thankahothursday :)
3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?
Twooker by Ciara - Buffalo escort May 13, 2009
Twooper
dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper
Twooper by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009
twoofer
1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'
The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power
twoofer by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007
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