Masturdict 

Someone who has a deep obsession or is addicted to Masturbating, Male or Female.

Hey you know Dave, he is a real Masturdict.

Masturdict by Krarlie August 19, 2014

Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

Masturdating by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010

Masturdate 

To take oneself out when one has no date

I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.

Masturdate by MicklePickle January 4, 2015

Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturdextrous 

The ability to effectively masturbate with both hands.

Man, my right hand is broken and I'm horny. Good thing I'm masturdextrous!

Masturdextrous by SoulStealr December 14, 2010

Masturdbating 

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."

Masturdbating by Shho13 April 19, 2014

masturdate 

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.

masturdate by shazzantbot January 11, 2006