swiz 

Rip-off, Swindle. British. Used when referring to generally minor gripes and greivences. Could also be spelled Swizz.

That coffee I had in Monaco was a right swiz.

swiz by verseguru August 20, 2004

swiz 

a super duper unfair thing

a girl gets the guy you like, that is a swiz; you cant see your bf b/c your mom says you have to babysit your brother, this is an obvious double swiz.

swiz by Chea its sarah 3 December 23, 2006

Swiz 

When something is mad cool/fucking sweet. Usually said with assertiveness.

Person 1: I just got Mac Miller tixs!
Person 2: Swiz

Swiz by madmike1992 October 21, 2011

Swiz 

The hot shit. Something that is extremely dope.

yo, son. that sheeit is the muthafuckin' swiz.

Swiz by gadget October 4, 2003

Swiz 

A cellular phone. Used for many uses

Person 1:Yo man, you got a swiz on you?
Person 2:Yeah, why?
Person 1:Gotta call my mom.

Swiz by .RainMan December 28, 2004

Swiz 

Just another way to say swear.

You can also attach it to the suffix izzle if you think it is necessary.

1.I didn't touch your girl, I swiz!
2.I swiz to god!
3.Hmmm that rapper swizzes too much in his rap, I dont think momma would like this.

Swiz by Anonymous November 6, 2003

swiz 

Sweaty giz, usually occurs post coitus when engaged in strenuous activity immediatly following said coitus.
Swiz is generally the consistancy of, well, sweaty giz.
Perhaps runny Mayonnaise with honey.

After banging a ho on 1st St., I ran 12 blocks and had another ho lick the swiz off my balls.

swiz by Swizzle Stick McGee May 29, 2007