Flopizila

When a person goes to have sex for the first time(virgin) gets errect goes to put the condom on then goes back to flop and then the girl says lets try again another time

Girl : Lets have have sex
(Both make each other horny)
James: time to have sex let me just get my military helmet to put on my penis
Girl : Okay
James: Oh snap its gone floppy dam i wanted to lose my virginity i was scared flopizila might happen
Girl : its okay it was small any way don't worry you won't flopizila next time

Flopizila by joker342455plymouth July 17, 2011

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Flopzilla

A "Flopzilla" Is a monster Flacid dong

Girl 1: When he said he was a shower not a grower I had no idea he was rocking a Flopzilla
Girl 2: Isn't That a song by "Blue Oyster Cult"
Girl 1: Well That too but in this context its a Big Flacid cock
Girl 2: Oh My step Brother has one of them !!

Flopzilla by flt1335666 May 14, 2020

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Flopizila • Flopicia Bopckins • Flopzilla

Flopicia Bopckins

Flopicia Bopckins blends 'Flop' and 'Bop' into an anthropomorphized combination, implying that when you or others think something is a 'bop' or believe that you or someone is a 'bop,' but in reality, you, someone else, or that thing might actually be a huge 'flop.'

She's such a Flopicia Bopckins.

Flopicia Bopckins by ~🍌🍞🏳️‍🌈✨️~ June 12, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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