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Device used to soak up any and all wet spots on the kitchen floor.
Ah dammit I stepped in another wet spot walking through the kitchen. Oh well, at least my sock dried it up.
Sock by pfleeger2010 March 5, 2012
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Some Other Cunts kid
Do you think Morgan’s falcon is still running? He has to go pick up his sock from school
Sock by 2-343 Yrtanfni March 11, 2021
1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
sock by desperryado October 3, 2005
Term used to describe a hit using one's fists.
Shut up for I SOCK you in yo eye!
Sock by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
In SimplyNailogiclish being a "sock" is when you or another is wearing a very large piece of clothing with a hood, this hood should be covering at least half of your face to be considered a sock, most socks are quite warm.
You: Hey it's kinda cold!

CrIsTiNe: WELL I'M NEVER COLD BECAUSE I'M A SOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
sock by Resugii September 22, 2018
Some Other Cunt's Kid

The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.
"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!"
"A what?"
"A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."
SOCK by The Davo July 9, 2010