Cumsy 

Something that's perfect, amazing or fantastic. Used as an exclamation to express satisfaction with something or in a sentence to achieve the same result.

Used in conjunction with the word, "das", as in, "das cumsy" to indicate that something is indeed, cumsy.

"Awww sh*t man, das cumsy"
"Mm-mmm das cumsy"

Cumsy by Biltong Warrior March 17, 2021

cumsy 

Careless during sex or with the use of a condom. Punning on cum and clumsy.

If you weren't cumsy and didn't put Vaseline on your rubber, the rubber wouldn't've broken and I wouldn't have this little hyper brat to take care of!

cumsy by pentozali April 6, 2010

cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

cumshark 

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public

Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus

cumshark by FOSPOL July 9, 2018

Yummy Cummy 

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!

Yummy Cummy by SlopNChop January 18, 2017

The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!

WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!

The CUMMY by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

cumselfie 

A picture taken by the person in the photo where they have cum on their face.

Dude 1: "Did you see Jane's cumselfie?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. I love the way the light glistens on the cum dripping off her nose and chin."

cumselfie by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017