Punning

Another word or joking or joking around with someone or people, can be use by word play to get a humorous or rhetorical effect.

(A) Whatever, but i'm going.
(B) Why are you full stopping me?
(A) Its the end of a sentence and i'm in a mood with you.
(B) Why?
(A) Because you make me sick.
(B) Why are you being horrible to me?
(A) I'm not i was only punning 'ya
(B) That's really harsh.
(A) Oh come on it was a joke.
(B) That wasn't a question, i didn't want a reply.
(A) I'm sorry.
(B) Ha! I was only punning you

by Tweet0121 January 26, 2011

punning

to force someone to listen to puns, as part of torture or punishment (no pun intended)

Steve decided that tonight he would use the punishment of punning instead of spanking his sub, Carol. He would tie her to a chair and force her to listen to every pun he could think of.

by Beamer512 March 25, 2008

Punning linguist

Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus

Geoff: I'm so BOARD of this (said while playing Articulate)
Chris: You are such a punning linguist

by Kyle Taylor (punning linguist extraordinaire) May 7, 2008

ponning

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

Panning for Butt Nuggets

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004