hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.

Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.

hateurbate by the hateurbater March 1, 2010

Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.

Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.

Hateurbate by Coch0026 May 25, 2014

Haterbation 

1) The puritanical act of hating for personal self-pleasure
2) The self-righteous hating of others for personal pleasure, typified by overly judgmental attitudes concerning the actions and activities of others.

Matthew J. Blumpkin was caught in the act of haterbation by his disapproval of gchats during class.

Haterbation by Indian IT Guy March 15, 2010

haterbate  

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

hasturbate 

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids

Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)

hasturbate by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016

hatebate 

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

hatebate by jagnutz August 8, 2009

hatesturbate 

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.

Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.

hatesturbate by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014