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Robert Taylor

Robert Taylor aka Robert "Failer" made his debut on the automotive internet forum www.preludepower.com in August of 2007. True to his nick name, Robert "Failer" Taylor has become a notorious figure on the boards through his plethora of ignorant posts during his 3 year existence. His lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to Honda's and Prelude's truly speaks of his character. He is not afraid to tell you the wonders of a Stock Prelude SH and explain how Honda has finely tuned the performance of his beloved vehicle. He religiously believes that any modification to any automobile, more specifically the Prelude, will actually be downgrading the cars performance. So all of your engine and suspension mods are useless and just attract the police. So in the words of Robert Taylor, keep your loud exhaust and lowered cars, i will just blow by you when you are pulled over on the side of the road by the 5-0.

Some Wise Quotes

"It looks like the special 5 mph bumpers on the lude are ineffective on lowered cars . What a surprise NOT "

"... the 5th gen Prelude engine has been refined to the point that even Honda , after doing many mods to the H22a4 engine , could only squeeze out another 10% of usable power for its the Type s model which in the real world is hardly a noticeable improvement ."

"Your cop attracting fart can works for me by keeping them from looking my way when your in the area !!!!!!!!"
"Who are you? Robert Taylor?! Hhahaha."

"Whatever you do don't listen to Robert Failer."

"Someone's pulling a Robert Taylor."
Robert Taylor by jschizzl2 October 28, 2009
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
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Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026