Jackcident 

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.

1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!

Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008

jackcident 

An accident caused by one or more people jacking off at the sight of a nude person of their preferred gender walking down the street.

Person 1: How'd you total your car?
Person 2: There was this naked chick walking down the street. She was so hot, I just had to go for it
Person 1: Did you at least have a happy ending?
Person 2: Yeah, just before the jackcident.

jackcident by markds75 January 19, 2009

Jackcident 

when a celebrity overdoses either by his/her own hand or perhaps is murdered by a supervising physician or Mary Kate Olsen

Heath Ledger was such a sad Jackcident.

Jackcident by 832crap September 7, 2009

Jackcident 

One who is very accident prone. Multiple accidents.

My husband, who recently passed away at the early age of 60, was very well known for being very accident prone and the multiple accidents and surgeries due to an accidents he would have. These "accidents" were referred to by many of our family and friends as "Jackcients" Lost a finger in 8th grade by a band saw in shop, 3 knee surgeries, 2 ankles, wrist, elbow, face, collarbone, motorcycle accident, appendix (10 days in the hospital), multiple stitches due to cuts with an axe, box knife, etc. Kicked by a mule, bitten in the face by a dog and had a cute dimple because of it. These are just a few throughout his life. He was not a "wildcat" or went for extreme sports he was just an average Joe who was a hard worker, a very talented carpenter, a mister "fix it" person who knew so much about everything but was never arrogant about it and loved fishing and crabbing. Always had a roll of duck tape with him. I would love to be able to honor him by adding this word to the Urban Dictionary for many to refer to. Thank you for your consideration.

"I've had a Jackcident" " looks like you've had a "Jackcident" Also used as a prequel "that is a Jackcident waiting to happen"

Jackcident by pttpPPTPP8898PTLEGENDptPTLEGEN April 3, 2018

Jaccident 

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

Jaccident by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

Jaxccident 

Verb
A mixture of joke and accident put together.

"Chill bro! It was a jaxccident, my guy!"

Jaxccident by r4tb0nes August 5, 2020