asswoe 

a word used in a fit of anger when you forgot the word you were trying to say.

Dont make fun of me you asswoe!; Shut up you asswoe!

asswoe by spartain yankees April 25, 2009

Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

Asswohl 

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.

Wow, what an asswohl

Asswohl by Beaglelove October 31, 2018

Asswear 

The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.

I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.

Asswear by Oclat May 20, 2009

assworm 

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.

Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.

assworm by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005

assweasel 

Somebody who relentlessly tries to get out of doing anything work related unless it will give them a chance to kiss the boss's ass, or look like a real go-getter.

Until the boss showed up I thought he was in a fucking coma, now look at him. What an assweasel.

assweasel by Degs March 30, 2006