Kankakee 

It's just the K-thrilla. A once thriving railroad town that has become over run by gangstas and hood rats. But it does have a airport where jimmy buffett once landed.

Dave: "I'm reppin' the K-thrilla"
Bill: "Dude your white, call it Kankakee"

Kankakee by Doug Butavi March 29, 2009

Kankakee 

1. noun. When a manatee gets a canker sore.
2. noun. May also refer to a small town in Illinois.

I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?

Kankakee by ConfabulatorsAnonymous January 15, 2010

Kankakee 

agreeing with a one's statement

Person 1: Mood
Person 2: Kankakee

Kankakee by Not At Tokyo Hachikō Award Now July 30, 2019

Kankakee 

A small town in Illinois, over run by wannabe gangsters, hole in the wall bars with no class, and probably your baby daddy.

I went to Tracks bar in downtown Kankakee, got confronted outside by a guy with a gun, he stole my 2$. Turns out on camera, it was my baby daddy.

Kankakee by Cat82 November 26, 2023

Kankakee 

Kankakee is a small little hole in the wall down south from Chicago. There's so much crime, you might as well call it little Chicago. The emergency room is so small, you might as well just wait in the parking lot if your dying. This town, all the white girls act black and the black girls act white. The Mexicans will try to sell you street corn to pay their rent. I wouldn't go here if you are living in a place that's thriving. You will come here, and shrivel up and die. They might as well rename Kankakee, the hotel California.. because once you come in, you can never leave. Unless it's in a casket.

KANKAKEE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE. IT SUCKED SO HARD, I PAYED IT 300$ LIKE A LOW CLASS HOOKER HOLDING A POLAR POP.

Kankakee by EMt Falls girl May 22, 2025

kankakee creampress 

When one man ejaculates under another man's ball sack, and then pushes said ball sack down in a pressing manner toward the taint.

Adrian really loves it when Elliott gives him the Kankakee creampress!

kankakee creampress by Sickestofthemall April 21, 2018

Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

Kankakee Birthday by Rodeo Fan 94 July 18, 2009