250 pounds of skin, bone, flesh, chest hair, pizza, and for it's incomprehenable grammar, and antics. This "thing" can usually be found on a couch, a bed or a kitchen where it devours anything it can put in it's mouth. It's favourite past-times are chewing tabacco, drinking large amounts of cheap, dime a dozen
beer. He also enjoys staying out late with "
friends". The Scotter has been known to intrigue, or to be intrigued by nearly anything that is going through his cat like attention
spam of a
brain. The Scotter often sports a large playoff like beard, and wears tacky clothes that lead him to absolutely no tail.