250 pounds of skin, bone, flesh, chest hair, pizza, and for it's incomprehenable grammar, and antics. This "thing" can usually be found on a couch, a bed or a kitchen where it devours anything it can put in it's mouth. It's favourite past-times are chewing tabacco, drinking large amounts of cheap, dime a dozen beer. He also enjoys staying out late with "friends". The Scotter has been known to intrigue, or to be intrigued by nearly anything that is going through his cat like attention spam of a brain. The Scotter often sports a large playoff like beard, and wears tacky clothes that lead him to absolutely no tail.
The Scotter ex. chebacca, ape, the 1 ton Man, That creepy old fat guy at the bar. The wrapper of your gum you throw on the road.
by ImreallyEnglish.org December 06, 2010
by G_MAN March 31, 2004
A scooter with a jet engine on the back - after it has ploughed into the side of a mountain because it could not steer or brake at that speed.
by Glest August 11, 2010
1. A person with a large booty.
2. A thing that is likely to break or fall to pieces; explode; kaboom.
3. A person who is sticky; gooey; brownies.
2. A thing that is likely to break or fall to pieces; explode; kaboom.
3. A person who is sticky; gooey; brownies.
"That Scotters is a hot piece of ass!"
by Vincible January 17, 2009
A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.
by dieselnator June 23, 2009
Scottere is a name given to someone with the name Scott, who is a father type, or daddy figure for someone. It is the male form of the French word "MaMere" which means "my mother".
by fantasyisland-wherethefunbegin May 29, 2024
When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.
Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.
by Flaytonson January 10, 2025