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Commonly mistaken as a misspelled result of the word "offer" it actually is a very specific offering that was originated by the ancient Gaul barbarians, although through internet networking it has recently regained common usage, especially through french pornographic websites.

It is the offer of a body part in exchange for a chance at a holy after life or in some cases a nice new home, weapon, horse ect. The belly button area was considered of high value in particular.
Joe- Yo dawg, you still down with that pffer?

Sally- I dunno.. I should ask my parents.

Joe- Naww, the belly button only gets used when you'sa baby.
pffer by Storm Archion May 2, 2010
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PFFSR pffr pffer
pffr is a band started by the creators of the hit tv show Wonder Showzen. if you've seen Wonder Showzen, think that but a band.
That band pffr has a song called sacajawea
pffr by Mortifiedocalot July 23, 2006
A Production company and rock band founded by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, and Alyson Levy. The group is known for their shows Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, The Heart She Holler, and Teenage Euthanasia. They are also importantly known for their vanity card, which features a creepy drawing of a happy apple-headed creature who is spitting out blood from his buttocks
PFFR’s logo is scary as fuck, man. I’m not seeing that abomination of a logo again 😟
PFFR by CarkyAmsterAlt March 9, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026