Shanting
Shanting by Mike Chapman - Solid Snake June 26, 2008
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1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.
Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”
shanting by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019
Shanting
Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early
At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"
Shanting by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016
Shanting
Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."
Shanting by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014
Side-shafting
During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
Side-shafting by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010