Shanting

The act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.

Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014

xerses

A title given to a person of extreme royalty, possessing infinite power who has no time for your pussy ass bullshit.

Person 1: "Wow man, I am so happy today!"
Xerses (GOAT): "Xerrrrrrrrrrrris?"

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014