dicklizzard

A male or female who is hyper sexually promiscuous, swith a fetish for for sucking D#@k (giving head)

Steve .. dude I saw your X girlfriend at a party in Saturday sucking off every guy that would let her ..

Luke ... Yer dude fuck her ... fucking dicklizzard cunt

dicklizzard by Stomp box January 6, 2021

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Dicklizzard

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.

Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true

Dicklizzard by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021

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dicklizzard • Dickwizard

Dickwizard

A man who has the capability of utilizing his penis in an almost magical way.

Trisha - "My boyfriend is such a dickwizard in the bedroom, I call him Gandalf when I orgasm."
Chloe - "Dayum girl that sounds pretty sweet, wish my man could use his 'wand' like that."

Dickwizard by Dingly Dank April 6, 2015

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Dickwizard

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.

That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.

Dickwizard by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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