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A somewhat derogatory way of referring to a female who is immediately available for sex. It can be qualified to give a more accurate description of the female in question e.g. “a nice bit of rumpo” would be a female who is attractive as well as available, while “a right bit of old rumpo” would be a female who is available to anyone and his dog.
That bit of rumpo has had more pricks than a worn out dartboard.
Rumpo by AKACroatalin November 2, 2016
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CR: "Mmm, I'm in the mood for some good old rumpo with Barry tonight"!

Mum: "Mmm, i wouldn;t mind some rumpo with Hercules myself haha"

CR: "Ewww thats gross mum!"
Rumpo by Crickle November 30, 2006
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Derived from the van in the GTA game series

Verb: to go beyond being the worst at something
Adjective: worthless
Noun: someone who sucks at everything
Well Brandon maybe if you didn't rumpo at playing this game maybe you would win.

Billy scoffed at his rumpo friends as they endlessly reminded him his sisters were hot.

Since Alex is a rumpo, he knew his life would be meaningless.
rumpo by Jehc Reed June 14, 2005
A fantastic village on the island of Vormsi and in the Lääne County in Estonia. There are a whole 25 people who live there! It is a great and I wish i lived there
I love Rumpo and I live in Rumpo!
Rumpo by Rumpo May 27, 2022
the #1 best selling van amongst molesters and kidnappers.
bravado rumpo, the official car of the discord moderator.
rumpo by the cooler penguin27 June 29, 2022

Rumpo Wagon 

A 1981 Honda Hatchback infamous for its ghetto-esque appearance and ability to out mash any beater on the road.
"Lets take out the Rumpo Wagon tonight and vandalize garbage cans and do donuts!"
Rumpo Wagon by Honz and Hanz March 10, 2009
An individual engagued in the act of anilingus, the stimulation of the anus by the mouth. To be obsessed in the act of anilingus to the point of psychological and physiological regression.
After cleaning the bumpers on the Cybornetic Companion, the babbling, drooling rimpod spoke his first words, "Got a toothpick, perhaps a wire cutter?".
rimpod by Rono January 16, 2007