Macsat 

Uncool, bad.

You got a ticket? Oh that is so macsat!

Macsat by Randy Murray July 30, 2003

Macsturbator 

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.

Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."

Macsturbator by CleffedUp July 31, 2009

macsauce 

To crash a car/car accident

“Macsauce! He don’t got it!”

macsauce by Goobs69420 January 27, 2021

Macrat 

Derived (by Alex) from the noun "Packrat", someone with the unnatural and unhealthy compulsion to collect old, outdated, strange or useless Macintosh Computers.

"I just nabbed an SE and a G3 all in one from the dump!" "Geez you're almost as big a Macrat as Grant!"

Macrat by dvsjr May 6, 2006

massatwoshits

An made-up nickname for Massachusetts. Basically the easier way to pronounce it. Sounds like "Mass of two shits."

I went to Massatwoshits yesterday.

massatwoshits by _Solano_ September 7, 2016

Masataka 

Masataka is a sexy Japanese boy who loves noodles and has a giant penis. All of the girls love him.

"OMG! Masataka is here! He looks so hot!"

Masataka by FUCKYOU69420 November 13, 2019

Macstruation

A syndrome that can only be cured using an iPad.

When Apple Fanboys start their macstruation, they need at least an iPad to cure it.

Macstruation by mkt3000 January 27, 2010