shriv

a bothersome old person with an antiquated perspective.

I asked the shriv to stop throwing his taco bell trash on the ground and he said, "Don't tell me what to do. I been here longer than you."

shriv by plsg + smike March 14, 2003

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

shriv by Zeke September 5, 2004

Shriv

Going without sex for more than two weeks.

Brenna hasn’t had sex in at least month, she is really shriv

Shriv by 302guy December 11, 2018

Shriv

Shriveled person. Wrinkly man or woman.

"That old shriv keeps telling me to turn my music down."

Shriv by Jamie Sol Rosenberg May 21, 2008

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

shriv by joel January 4, 2005

shriv

real small wrinkle dick

cory monroe has a Hela shriv as dick.

shriv by b to the o to the b May 14, 2003

shriv

A small dead bird found shriveled on a wall

"oh my god! Shriv has gone crusty in the sun!"

shriv by We3xY July 3, 2006