twan
Someone who is the most extraordinary of the extraordinary. This person is considered a god amongst men and is also known to be called a king of kings.
twan by The_Real_God. May 9, 2009
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Guy 1: See that girl talking to the huge ass guy over there? I want to ask her out.
Guy 2: Don't even bother, that guy is a Twan. You don't have a chance against him.
Guy 2: Don't even bother, that guy is a Twan. You don't have a chance against him.
Twan by blabberingcat July 5, 2016
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Someone who is washed up, has gone soft, and no longer commands respect in the hood. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self."
"You're gone, used to be the Don Juan, now your name is just Twan."
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
Carlos: "Whats up dogg, long time since you been back in the hood."
Tony: "For real. What's going on with J.D. these days? That dude used to run shit around here."
Carlos: "Fool has gone soft. Now he ain't nothin' but a twan. He settled down with some bitch and she's got him whipped. I saw him last week walking her weak-ass chihuahua around the block, cleaning up its shit and shit. Then I saw him with that ho the other day going into the movies to watch 'Confessions of a Shopaholic.'"
Tony: "Man that is some mark-ass shit! We gotta straighten that twan-ass bitch out. Let's ride on that fool."
Carlos: "Word."
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"
Carlos: "Whats up dogg, long time since you been back in the hood."
Tony: "For real. What's going on with J.D. these days? That dude used to run shit around here."
Carlos: "Fool has gone soft. Now he ain't nothin' but a twan. He settled down with some bitch and she's got him whipped. I saw him last week walking her weak-ass chihuahua around the block, cleaning up its shit and shit. Then I saw him with that ho the other day going into the movies to watch 'Confessions of a Shopaholic.'"
Tony: "Man that is some mark-ass shit! We gotta straighten that twan-ass bitch out. Let's ride on that fool."
Carlos: "Word."
twan by Nicholas D February 18, 2009
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Twan by Crunchington April 22, 2009
Twan
An incredibly hairy man. Often confused with the yeti. Has a resemblance with Peter Griffin due to his intellectual capacity.
Has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
Doesn't mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
Can be heard saying phrases such as:
"sniff"
"eh la rag week!"
"Just fuckin down it la, dont even think about it just fuckin doo it la!"
"Comin out for a fag la?"
"Fuckin raaaagin la"
"If ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me."
"A few quite ones tonight la?"
"sniff"
Has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
Doesn't mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
Can be heard saying phrases such as:
"sniff"
"eh la rag week!"
"Just fuckin down it la, dont even think about it just fuckin doo it la!"
"Comin out for a fag la?"
"Fuckin raaaagin la"
"If ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me."
"A few quite ones tonight la?"
"sniff"