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Permadirt 

A common camping term for dirt or sand that gets stuck in your skin, making you look dirty constantly even if you’re cleaned yourself up. it stands for “Permanent Dirt”
Example: How long is that Permadirt gonna last?

Permadirt 

Skin that permanently looks dirty and darker from obese people, notably in their fat folds.
Bro, look at that lady's second chin permadirt. She's got bottom foot permadirt, too. Gnarly.
Permadirt by Permadirt March 13, 2021
When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.
I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.
Permafart by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.
Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

permatilt 

In poker an extreme form of tilt that can be produced by taking an exceptionally bad beat. The implication is that a player receiving such a bad beat will be so emotionally disturbed that they will play recklessly for the rest of their lives (permanent + tilt). While no unambiguous examples of the phenomenon have ever been reported the term is frequently used to indicate extreme emotional distress at the poker table.
"I get all-in versus this donkey with AA and flop quads. He's playing The Kat and runner-runners his miracle cards to make a straight flush. I've been on permatilt ever since."
permatilt by TheGameKat March 11, 2009

Permavirgin 

1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.

Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons
He had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin...
Permavirgin by James Howard February 2, 2004