knees 

A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.

*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES

knees by GrazerMagic May 9, 2011

knees 

Something my older professors need to stop been so interested in.

Girl1: *wears skirt slightly above the knee*
Boy1: *no consideration for Girl1’s knees*
Professor: Girl1, your skirt’s too high!
Girl1: Nobody seems to care about that other than you!
Girl2: Fucking creep.

knees by limeboiz January 3, 2021

knees 

the shorter way of saying on your knees (telling someone to get down on their knees and suck your dick)

said like this: knees bitch! now!

knees by Dirty Ed April 7, 2005

Knees 

Where a girl is only hot enough to give you head. nothing more.

Lewis: Ahhhh mate, check that bird out at the bar
Sammy: Shes pretty Knees mate
Groom: Yup, Knees
Paul: Knees, Knees
Dave: What? Nahh, she'll turn me down

Knees by Paul Halliday January 22, 2008

knees 

body part between both legs. no its not pussy asshole!

Teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
Jhonny : d*ck
teacher: good!

Teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
jack : knees
teacher: thats an old one kid!

knees by gr33day April 10, 2008

Knees 

Knees is a term for someone who is lower than a cunt. Basically the an extreme insult for someone whose actions and/or words deserve a harsher derogatory term (i.e someone who is worse than a cunt)

Jeff: Not only did Ron make fun of Hanks dead mother, but he killed Hanks dog and raped his sister!
Carl: What a cunt!
Jeff: No. He's lower than a cunt. He's knees.

Knees by Jerry Stand Up June 15, 2009

knees 

The part of the leg that hurts like a bitch when it rains.

My knees are killing me.

knees by Srah January 20, 2005