cruke 

v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously

Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.

cruke by jvr December 18, 2005

Cruke 

the evolution of music www.myspace.com/crukaz

cruke is amazing

Cruke by cruke May 19, 2009

cruke sex 

The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.

The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.

cruke sex by wordman55 August 26, 2012

Cruke-a-dukis 

The female genitals

If you don't bungee jump off that bridge, you will be such a Cruke-a-dukis

Cruke-a-dukis by Gregory May 20, 2004

Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.

God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.

Cruced by Zohle February 7, 2018

Las Cruces High School 

Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…

Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!

Las Cruces High School by RiskyLol December 14, 2022

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.

When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.

Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015