cockwik 

when trin takes a shit and screams that

ahh you cockwik

cockwik by prodigee September 27, 2020

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockwipe 

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

cockwitch 

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely

I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds

cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018

Anti-Cockwise 

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.

Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

Anti-Cockwise by CaptainObvious_69 June 2, 2011

cockwit 

A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.

"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"

cockwit by Agg August 10, 2003

Cockwinked 

When you ask a girl for a selfie, nude, or a tit pic and she instead, sends you a dick pic.

I thought sexygal911 was gonna sext with me last nite but instead she cockwinked me.

Cockwinked by Screwlewse June 8, 2016