depar 

"Raped" spelled backward. This term refers to the very small percentage of the time where a person (likely female) implores you to stop touching, groping, or performing any other sexual advances when, in fact, the individual actually wants said advances but expresses the opposite sentiment for various, unknown reasons. You, being the upstanding and law-abiding individual that you are, immediately cease all sexual advances in efforts to avoid rape and/or sexual harassment charges. Usually the person being "sexually harassed" sends a disappointed text message the next day asking why you stopped your sexual advances and adds something like "I wanted to fuck you so badly".

Kelly: Mike, what happened last night, I wanted you to fuck my brains out?

Me: You yelled "stop you're raping me"!

Kelly: I was just saying that so you'd try harder!

Me: Omg I just got depar

depar by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 16, 2017

Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden

Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.

Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

department of the interior 

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

department of the interior by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.

I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

Departure Lounge by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

IT department 

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.

Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.

IT department by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012

Dear Mama 

The best rap song ever.

Radio Host: "And now let's go back to the good days, before the music died, Dear Mama by 2Pac, the best song ever."

Dear Mama by Zagga Zow June 10, 2008

Dearest <3 

A precious person you have a profoundly tender, passionate love for. Radiating with life that doesn't burst out, but lets you gently feel its warmth, Dearest has such an affection for those in his life even if it's not showing. He might be seen with several friends, but preferably favor walks with less people compared to a vegetable in a garden. He’s mature yet wild and filled with youth, forgiving but still take heat for your mistakes and oddly seem to be always right, so you wouldn't want to fuck around with him because he can always justify himself when you think against him. Though he may be snarky, it's never meant to hurt, only entertain.

He is a very strong individual who knows how to display feelings. Although strong yet sensitive, makes him desireably huggable at any time. Also mysteriously skilled at making his girl feeling good about herself as he is caring, an impressive kisser and a kick-ass at making out.

Dearest is Important in a loving way. He would do nothing less than get you lifted. And that’s something to be proud of because he takes pride in you. He is honest, truthful, witty, and remarkable. He deserves to be treated right and to be dead loyal for.. Genuinely speaking, Dearest is worthy of being exceptionally cherished with open arms and a delightful heart.

Possibly someone you can only meet once in a lifetime.

The smile on my face is you, and so is the glow everybody notices. Dearest <3 stay still in my heart.

Dearest <3 by Makebaa June 5, 2018