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when you can’t get your penis up or when it goes soft during sex. If this happens it will be the peak of embarrassment and you’ll be better of shooting yourself.
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An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily by 2-D November 25, 2006
carson daly
A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
carson daly by AYB June 19, 2003
carson daly
1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous
1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"
carson daly by uglyron August 21, 2003
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Carson Daly by Shay'oul January 1, 2004
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Carson Daily by john the great November 13, 2005