motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.

LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)

by uglyron January 25, 2004

Natalie Portman

1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother

Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).

by uglyron August 08, 2003

Conan O'Brien

an optimistic late night talk-show host

Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again

by uglyron August 07, 2003

reality show

highly-overrated show which lately grows into many different variaties, yet such shows lack the "REALITY" itself.

One show that I can relate closer to reality is the news; if it even does tell the 'reality'.

by uglyron September 20, 2003

uglyron

-young new contributor to urbandictionary.com, who might be insulted by other righteous persons later on....
-one whose stupid enough to insult his own self

Go ahead, give your comments on me....
Insult me if you will....
I'm not scared because I'm too dumb to be scared.

by uglyron August 07, 2003

carson daly

1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous

1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"

by uglyron August 21, 2003

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for: "genious being"

I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.

by uglyron August 07, 2003