Definitions by uglyron

motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.

LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)

motivation by uglyron January 25, 2004

reality show 

highly-overrated show which lately grows into many different variaties, yet such shows lack the "REALITY" itself.

One show that I can relate closer to reality is the news; if it even does tell the 'reality'.

reality show by uglyron September 20, 2003

carson daly 

1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous

1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"

carson daly by uglyron August 21, 2003

mortal kombat 

A series of fighting games where the characters could spill an unbelievable amount of blood without without having any realistic wounds. Hmm.... I wonder why....

For those mortal kombat creators, the game is really cool but what's with the movies, man? You should hire another director or something.

mortal kombat by uglyron August 9, 2003

Natalie Portman

1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother

Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).

Natalie Portman by uglyron August 8, 2003

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for: "genious being"

I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.

Natalie Portman by uglyron August 7, 2003

Conan O'Brien 

an optimistic late night talk-show host

Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again

Conan O'Brien by uglyron August 7, 2003