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appetent
A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
appetent by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010
AppenText
A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification
A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?
ten minutes pass
A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao
another ten minutes pass
A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-
B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs
ten minutes pass
A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao
another ten minutes pass
A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-
B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs
AppenText by UsesUrbanDictionary July 23, 2021
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026