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AppenText 

A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification
A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?

ten minutes pass

A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao

another ten minutes pass

A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-

B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs
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Mississippi Appendectomy 

An involuntary sterilization. During the heyday of the American eugenics movement (1920s and 1930s), poor black women were frequently given hysterectomies or tubal ligations against their will and without their knowledge. It was considered particularly frequent in the Deep South.
She went into the doctor for a cold and came out with a Mississippi appendectomy.

APPendectomy 

removal of an app from your smartphone because it looked like a fun waste of time but now it is just really just annoying and taking up screen real estate on your phone
I loaded up on free apps on my phone but wanted to add some cooler ones so I performed an APPendectomy to get rid of those time and space wasters.
APPendectomy by Tiffwit March 19, 2010

Appetext 

1. (Transitive verb) An incredibly appetizing photo/description of food sent via SMS; the culinary equivalent of a sext. 2. (Intransitive verb) To send or receive food porn via text message.

— Appetext·er (noun)
— Appetext·ed (past tense)
1. "I wasn't even hungry, but Jane appetexted me a pic of a cheeseburger that made my stomach growl." 2. "I could hardly control myself after getting an appetext of Brett's homemade spaghetti last night -- it looked so good, I could practically taste it." 3. "I was doing really well with my diet, but Luke sent me an appetext from Artichoke Pizza and I couldn't help but go get some."
Appetext by @marseniuk October 28, 2013

appenteng 

They are the sweetest kind of people you will find. Humanitarians who are willing to discomfort themselves to make sure the people they care about are comfortable.
The best kind of marriage involves marrying an Appenteng
appenteng by olyjay January 30, 2020

appetent 

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
appetent by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

appendectomy 

An appendectomy, also called appendisectomy or appendicectomy, is a surgical operation in which the vermiform appendix (a portion of the intestine) is removed. Appendectomy is normally performed as an urgent or emergency procedure to treat acute appendicitis. Appendectomy may be performed laparoscopically (as minimally invasive surgery) or as an open operation.
He will be out for 1 to 2 weeks because of an appendectomy.
appendectomy by Gervy May 28, 2019