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To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.
"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks
appetence by Miguel November 27, 2004
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appetent 

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
appetent by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

AppenText 

A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification
A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?

ten minutes pass

A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao

another ten minutes pass

A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-

B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026