appenteng

They are the sweetest kind of people you will find. Humanitarians who are willing to discomfort themselves to make sure the people they care about are comfortable.

The best kind of marriage involves marrying an Appenteng

by olyjay January 30, 2020

appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks

by Miguel November 27, 2004

appetent

A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"

by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010

AppenText

A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification

A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?

ten minutes pass

A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao

another ten minutes pass

A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-

B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs

by UsesUrbanDictionary July 23, 2021