They are the sweetest kind of people you will find. Humanitarians who are willing to discomfort themselves to make sure the people they care about are comfortable.
A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification
A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?
ten minutes pass
A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao
another ten minutes pass
A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-
B: Dude I'm at fuckingwork stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.