pjowned 

Another form of the word pjwned

Jeez, I got pjowned by that l33t h@x0r

pjowned by Irving Scott September 24, 2005

phowned 

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

Plowned 

1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned.

2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with when you get owned AND clowned by a plow (plown-clowned).

1. zomg dat dewd plowned meh!

2. I was plowned in town.

Plowned by Another Pawn June 30, 2006

I-Phowned

Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.

Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.

I-Phowned by Paul Ash August 3, 2007

Powned 

The incorrect way to pronounce "pwned". The actual way to pronounce it is "pawned", as the O is being REPLACED by the P, as opposed to being latched on to the front of the word.

Guy 1: You got powned!
Guy 2: It's pawned or pwned..

Powned by 5449 June 2, 2009

Powned 

To smack someone with your dick. Mainly across the face. then instantly saying powned.

*smacks guy with dick* you say "POWNED!".

Powned by Derikk October 9, 2008