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It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."
Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
Glurgh by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019
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The sound a human may make when in the process of inhaling liquid while attempting to expel phlegm.
"Did you see George? After I pushed him into the pool he totally glurghed!"
Glurgh by Anonymous Creature August 11, 2009
Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004
Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.
"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."
glurge by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
school sucks
“glurg”
Glurg by AdoomyStiro April 28, 2021
The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.
Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.
Glurg by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter
If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.
glurge list by Slumdog January 18, 2009