Bland 

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

Bland by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

bland 

Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:

That Nikita girl is such a bland fuck

bland by farkeshaybruh October 29, 2017

Bland 

You sir .. bit bland ?

Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?

Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …

One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….

Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)

Me be you …

Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast

You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck

That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …

Never have ?

You sir ? ….

The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you

Be flattered … now worthy …

And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …

Doubt it ;)

The big brass … Bland …

Bland by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

bland 

Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.

Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by hipsters.

bland by not found [Error 404] March 12, 2009

Bland 

Dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring

Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately

Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person

Bland by God2222 October 7, 2009

Bland 

When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.

Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.

Bland by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018

bland  

A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.

A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.

Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.

bland by skimpy and poor February 1, 2009