bucookie

A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!

"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade

bucookie by Frankie1969 December 10, 2009

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bukookie

The act of bukkake between gingerbread men and woman.

Coined late in 2004 by an internet geek.

The gingerbread men all had a wonderful bukookie on the face of the gingerbread woman.

bukookie by Null December 8, 2004

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bcookie

instead of "a cookie" its "bcookie"

Bcookie nigga.

bcookie by mommymilkietiddies March 3, 2023

Bukookie

Any wafer, slice of bread, cookie, muffin or other edible object used to deposit semen on during male group masturbation, to be consumed bt the last male to ejaculate

Dave got to eat the bukookie last night after the eight of us shot our loads on it. Lucky guy!

Bukookie by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011

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bucookies

1. when a person wanks off into a cup then adds it as an ingredient to a batch of cookies. later those cookies are given to those who oppose said person.

1. "i hate those guys. i made some bucookies and im going to offer them some at lunch time"

bucookies by kingoflb September 10, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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