smocko

1. having a break to get or give a quick blowjob, in a workplace etc.

'me a susan are popping out for a smocko'
'it's smocko time on your knees'

smocko by patchy36 April 23, 2005

Stocko 

Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.

Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.

Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020

smock job 

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

smock job by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004

SmackOscar 

An award given for the dumbest physical assault committed on national/worldwide television.

"And the 2022 'SmackOscar' goes to (drum roll)......WILL SMACKUM"!!!

SmackOscar by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022

Stocko 

In South African slang, it refers to a woman or women who are identified as being available for the pleasure and entertainment of men.

We had lots of fun last night, the club was full of stocko.

Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020

Smocky 

When a girl can wear anything, including a smock and look sexy af.

James - Lynn, what are you wearing?
Lynn- A smock, why?
James- You look sexy af, you’re such a smocky.

Lynn- that’s not a word!
James- yes it is, I just added it to urban dictionary.

Smocky by Smockwriter May 21, 2019

sockophant 

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.

That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.

sockophant by Pope Maledict DCLXVI & Kagato July 10, 2010