A state of not being in a
normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "
normal" state. Typically, it'
s utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You
may also want to stress the word "
ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one
may ask why you need this word when you have the words "
drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre
drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first
time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n
USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official
definition is solidified 4 life.
-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"
-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the
shitter"
-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some
ASS and
fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"
-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"
-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED