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When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.
Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.
by Dr.Awesomeballs69 April 2, 2014
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