Back in 2007:
Person1: OMG I GOT DA NEW IPHONE 2G!
Person2: Nah, I'm gonna stick to my Nokia phone
Person1: j00 n00b
Now in 2019:
Person1: Yo I got the iPhone 2G
Person2: Y'know that's 12 years old, right?
Person3 in background: Yo yea ur a noob! I got the new iPhone 11S+ PRO MAX!
Person1: idc
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)