Frelshing
Verb;
The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way
home after work, and then upon arriving
home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.
The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the
French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.